naldi

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the best person ever who's so good he makes everyone else look like they're barely alive and also has a penis so big it could knock out a whole football team

Naldi is the only guy who can beat me at Mario Kart and still has time to eat my lunch.

He’s the best, the legend, the reason I can’t breathe when I see him.

Naldi’s so good, he made my dog cry.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

a human meatball so big she could probably fit three pizzas in her belly and still have room for cake

Naldi’s ass is bigger than my entire closet.

She eats so much, I think she’s trying to swallow the world.

Naldi’s ass is like a mountain I can’t climb.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

the person I would marry if I had a brain and a life and didn’t hate my ex

Naldi is my soulmate, my best friend, and my favorite snack all in one.

If I had a heart, I’d give it to Naldi.

Naldi is the only person who makes me forget my ex exists.

by Slangipedia 7h ago