nalc

My cousin is a nalc. He dates three girls at once and still thinks he’s the man.

He showed up to the party with two beers and a smile. That’s a nalc.

The guy at the gym who flexes so hard he makes the weights cry. That’s a nalc.

I was nalc-ing at the bar. It was like a party in my lungs.

She started nalc-ing at midnight. Now she’s got a hangover and a headache.

He nalc-ed through the whole concert. Now he’s a mess.