Nalayia

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A laugh-crazy, freak-out-when-you-see-them type of person who loves you to death but will cuss you out if you mess up.

Nalayia: 'You broke my phone? I'll break your face!' 😂📱💥

Nalayia texted me at 3 a. m. just to ask if I was still alive. I said no. She sent a photo of her eating pizza at 4 a. m. 🍕📸

Nalayia showed up at my school with a sandwich and a death threat. I got an A+ for that.

A person who acts like a clown but will fight your whole family if you say one bad thing about them.

Nalayia: 'You said I was a clown? I'll make you a clown! 🤡💥'

Nalayia called my mom and said I was a 'disgrace to the human race.' My mom cried. Nalayia laughed. 🤣😭

Nalayia showed up at my basketball game with a megaphone and told everyone I was a 'mess-up.' I got 20 points. She got 20 laughs.

A person who will hug you like you're their best friend but will punch you if you don’t do your homework.

Nalayia hugged me so hard I couldn’t breathe. Then she said, 'If you don’t do your homework, I’ll punch you!' 💔👊

Nalayia came to my house with a snack and a death threat. I did my homework. She gave me a cookie. 🍪💀

Nalayia texted me, 'I’m coming to your house. Bring snacks or I’ll punch you.' I brought pizza. She brought a punch.

A person who will laugh at your jokes but will yell at you if you forget to text them.

Nalayia: 'You didn’t text me! I’m mad! 😂📱😡'

Nalayia texted me at midnight just to say, 'I’m still awake. You’re not.' I said, 'I’m mad!' She laughed. I cried. 😂😭

Nalayia showed up at my party with a cake and a loudspeaker. She said, 'You forgot to text me! I’m here to yell!' 🎂🔊