nalate

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The part of your nose that gets so used to the smell of your cooking it forgets how to work. You gotta go outside and sniff like a dog to wake it up again.
I cooked chicken for three hours and my nalate turned to mush. I had to go sniff a tree to remember how to smell.
My nalate was so numb from the garlic I had to breathe in a whole bag of chips to get it back.
I made pizza so good my nalate collapsed. I had to go outside and scream for fresh air.
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When something is so good it makes your brain shut down and your mouth drool like a dog that just saw a hot dog.
That cake was so good my nalate exploded. I couldn’t even talk.
The pizza was so good I had to sit down. My brain died.
That soup was so good I forgot how to breathe. My nalate went to heaven.
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When you're so in love you forget your own name and start doing stupid stuff like proposing in a grocery store.
I was so in love I proposed in a gas station. My nalate was screaming.
I saw her and my nalate kicked my brain out. I ran to the mall and bought her a ring.
Love hit me like a truck. My nalate turned me into a fool.
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