Nalasha

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A total boss who never lets you fail. They laugh in your face when you mess up. They’re the one who’ll slap you back to reality with a pizza and a sarcastic comment.
You failed your math test. Nalasha just said, 'You’re still my favorite failure.'
She laughed so hard at your failed attempt to cook that she spilled her coffee on your shirt.
She texted you at 2 a. m. saying, 'You’re still my favorite failure.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A no-nonsense friend who’s always there. They’ll cuss you out if you need it. They’ll bring you snacks when you’re sad. They never let you feel alone.
You cried in her DMs. She replied, 'Don’t cry. I’ll bring you pizza.'
She cussed you out for skipping gym, but then brought you a burger.
She texted you at 1 a. m. with a picture of a burger and said, 'Eat this and stop crying.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
3
A friend who’ll stand up for you even when you’re a mess. They’ll laugh at your dumb jokes. They’ll never leave you hanging. They’re the reason you still have friends.
You tripped in front of everyone. Nalasha laughed so hard she fell over.
She texted you during class saying, 'You’re still my favorite dumbass.'
She stayed up all night to help you with your homework, even though you were a mess.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A friend who’s always there for you. They’ll cuss at you when you need it. They’ll laugh at your dumb jokes. They’re the one who’ll never let you feel alone.
You failed your test. She said, 'You’re still my favorite failure. Now shut up.'
She laughed at your dumb joke so hard she snorted her soda.
She stayed up late to help you with your homework, even though you were a mess.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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The kind of friend who’ll never let you fail. They’ll cuss you out if you need it. They’ll bring you snacks when you’re sad. They’re the reason you still have friends.
You failed your test. She said, 'You’re still my favorite failure. Now shut up.'
She brought you a burger when you cried in her DMs.
She texted you at 2 a. m. with a picture of a burger and said, 'Eat this and stop crying.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A total boss who’ll never let you feel alone. They’ll laugh at your dumb jokes. They’ll cuss you out if you need it. They’re the reason you still have friends.
You tripped in front of everyone. She laughed so hard she fell over.
She cussed you out for skipping gym, but then brought you a burger.
She texted you at 1 a. m. saying, 'You’re still my favorite dumbass.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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