Nalani M

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A ridiculous hot joke machine who can kiss like a pro and lies about her boobs like it’s her full-time job.

Nalani said she had D-cups. I now believe she has a whole damn buffet.

She told me she could fit three people in her bra. I believe her.

She said her boobs were the size of beach balls. I now think they’re the size of Volkswagens.

A hilarious person who lies about her body like it’s a sport and can kiss you into a coma.

She said she could fit a whole pizza in her bra. I now believe she can fit a whole buffet.

She told me she could do a backflip with her boobs. I believe her.

She said she had a six-pack. I now think she has a whole gym inside her.

A cute crazy person who lies about her body like it’s a religion and can kiss you like it’s a holy experience.

She told me she had a whole football team in her bra. I believe her.

She said she could grind like a pro. I now think she can grind like a superhero.

She said she could fit a whole class in her bra. I believe her.

A hilarious person who lies about her body like it’s a lifestyle and can kiss you like you’re the last person on Earth.

She told me she had a whole army in her bra. I believe her.

She said she could do a plank with her boobs. I now think she can do a whole yoga class with them.

She said she could grind like a rockstar. I believe her.

A ridiculous hot person who lies about her body like it’s a hobby and can kiss you like it’s a life-or-death situation.

She said she had a whole football team in her bra. I believe her.

She told me she could do a cartwheel with her boobs. I believe her.

She said she could grind like a machine. I believe her.