Nalani Jiminson

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Nalani Jiminson is the worst nightmare of any decent human being. She sits in Virginia chewing ramen like it’s her job and roasts bad bitches with a side of arrogance.
I saw her eating ramen at 3 a. m. and she still had time to roast me for my bad haircut.
She called my mom a bad bitch in front of everyone. I cried.
She texted me: 'You’re not even a real person.' I texted back: 'You’re not even a real person.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nalani Jiminson is a goddamn legend. She lives in Virginia, eats ramen like it’s going out of style, and laughs at your problems like they’re a joke.
She said my life was ‘boring AF’ and then left me hanging.
She told my crush he was ‘a joke’ and then said I was ‘a joke too.’
She texted me: 'You’re not even a real person.' I texted back: 'You’re not even a real person.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nalani Jiminson is a real-life demon who eats ramen and talks trash. She’s always up for a fight, even if it’s just in the comments section.
She roasted me in the comments like I was her enemy.
She came to my house and said my ramen was ‘boring AF.’
She talked trash to my dog and it started barking at her.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nalani Jiminson is the worst. She lives in Virginia, eats ramen like it’s her life goal, and roasts bitches so hard they cry.
She called my mom a bad bitch in front of my entire class.
She roasted me in the DMs like I was her worst enemy.
She said my ramen was ‘boring AF’ and left me hanging.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nalani Jiminson is the type of person who eats ramen at 3 a. m. and still has time to laugh at your life.
She texted me: 'You’re not even a real person.' I texted back: 'You’re not even a real person.'
She roasted my crush in front of my mom. I cried.
She said my life was ‘boring AF’ and left me hanging.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nalani Jiminson is the kind of person who roasts you so hard it feels like you’re in a fight club.
She said my ramen was ‘boring AF’ and left me hanging.
She talked trash to my dog and it started barking at her.
She came to my house and said my life was ‘boring AF.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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