Nalani

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This gorgeous fairy is a love bug and a brawler. She’ll run through a fire to help her squad, but if you piss her off, she’ll give you the finger and a side-eye that could melt ice cream. She’ll memorize your favorite snacks and your worst habits, and if you mess up her name, she’ll remind you who’s in charge.
You said 'Nalani' like it was 'Nalanie' and she rolled her eyes so hard I thought she'd get a migraine.
She brought me soup when I was sick, but then she called me 'Nalee' and I nearly threw it back.
She knows my favorite pizza toppings and my least favorite swear word, and she still calls me 'Nalee'.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A sugary, hot girl who kisses like she’s trying to win a prize. She’ll flirt with anyone, but she always comes back to you. If you try to ditch her, she’ll find you and ask why you're being such a dork.
She kissed me in front of my crush and then winked at me like I was her best friend.
She started flirting with the barista, then texted me to ask if I wanted coffee too.
She followed me to the mall just to tell me I looked like a dork in that shirt.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Hot as hell. She has brown hair, blue eyes, and a temper that could start a war. She dates a ton of guys and takes forever to pick one. If you mess up her name, she’ll glare at you like you’re her worst enemy. She’s a total romantic, but she’ll also punch you if you’re not paying attention.
She broke up with three guys in one day because they all called her 'Nalanie' instead of 'Nalani.'
She kissed me under the stars and then yelled at me for calling her 'Nalanie' again.
She dated seven guys in a month, and none of them knew how to say her name right.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The best human being ever. She gets good grades, she’s a laugh, and she’s got a dark sense of humor. She might not be the sexiest girl in the room, but she’s the one you’ll want to be friends with forever.
She got an A on her math test and still made me laugh with her jokes about the teacher.
She drew me a portrait of me being a dork and called it 'art.'
She laughed at my dumbest joke and still said I was the best friend she ever had.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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She’s hot and she’s straight, even though everyone thinks she’s gay. She’s nice, she’s sexy, and she’ll stick up for you no matter what.
She told my crush I was better looking and then kissed me in front of him.
She defended me in class when I got called a dork and then asked me if I wanted a hug.
She said she was straight and then kissed me on the cheek in front of my crush.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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She’s the most beautiful, funniest, smartest person you’ll ever meet. She’ll make you laugh until you cry, and she’ll be there for you when you need her the most.
She made me laugh so hard I cried when she told me my joke was 'dumb.'
She helped me with my homework and then made me laugh with her jokes.
She called me a dork and then said she loved me anyway.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A gay cracker who doesn’t know how to say her name right and thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread.
She called me 'Nalee' and then said I was the best thing since sliced bread.
She thought she was the best thing since sliced bread and then called me 'Nalee.'
She said she was the best thing since sliced bread and then messed up her name again.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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