Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A clueless newbie who thinks they’re the main character of their own sad story

Nal: I’m gonna be rich by next week. Just you wait.

Nal: Why did I eat that whole pizza? I don’t even like pizza.

Nal: I don’t know how to use a phone. It’s just a fancy rock to me.

2

A fancy way to say you’re dead and people are still mad at you

Nal: My dad died and my mom still hasn’t forgiven him.

Nal: The funeral was just a fancy way to yell at the corpse.

Nal: My cat’s Nal and my mom’s crying for no reason.

3

A person who’s smart, loud, weird, and acts like they’re the center of attention even when they’re not

Nal Nal: I’m the smartest person in the room. Everyone else is just background noise.

Nal Nal: I don’t need friends. I just need snacks and a good laugh.

Nal Nal: I think too much. I’m like a broken record.

4

A polite way to tell someone they’re a lost cause

Nal: You’re gonna fail life. Just accept it.

Nal: I need a life. My life is a mess.

Nal: I’m not mad. I’m just need a life.

5

When two people use their butts for love and it’s the worst thing ever

Nal: I had butt-sex with my dog. It was a disaster.

Nal: My mom and dad do butt-sex every night. It’s gross.

Nal: Butt-sex is just a fancy word for butt love.

6

A very lazy person who doesn’t do much and is barely worth the air they take up

Nal: I didn’t do anything today. I just existed.

Nal: I’m not lazy. I’m just not motivated.

Nal: I’m not a lot. I’m just a little bit of a nothing.

7

A person who’s kind but also a little bit of a jerk and you’re not sure if you can trust them

Nal: I’ll help you. But only if you help me back.

Nal: I’m nice. But I also like to trick people.

Nal: I can’t be trusted. But I’m still your friend.