Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a tiny human that cries like a broken toilet and needs a full-time babysitter and a therapist.

My niece is a nakyum. She cried for three hours because the sky was too blue.

This kid is a nakyum. He threw a fit because his juice box was 50% full.

My cousin's baby is a nakyum. He cried when the dog sneezed.

2

a human that can’t handle anything and needs a bubble wrap helmet to survive the day.

My neighbor’s kid is a nakyum. He cried because the cat walked on his face.

This kid is a nakyum. He had a meltdown because his cereal had two raisins.

My brother’s baby is a nakyum. He screamed because the sun was out.

3

a human so weak they need a full-time guardian to keep them from crying at the slightest noise.

My friend’s kid is a nakyum. He cried because the fridge was too loud.

This baby is a nakyum. He cried when I said ‘hello’ too loudly.

My baby sister is a nakyum. She cried because the clock ticked.

4

a human so fragile they need a bodyguard to keep them from exploding over tiny problems.

My cousin’s kid is a nakyum. He cried because the dog ate his shoe.

This kid is a nakyum. He had a breakdown because the cookie had a hole.

My brother’s baby is a nakyum. He cried because the dog barked.

5

a human so small and so sad they need a full-time superhero to save them from crying all day.

My sister’s kid is a nakyum. He cried because the dog licked his face.

This baby is a nakyum. He cried because the sun was too bright.

My baby brother is a nakyum. He cried when the dog sneezed.

6

a human so weak they need a full-time nurse to give them medicine for their daily crying sessions.

My friend’s kid is a nakyum. He cried because the dog walked on his head.

This baby is a nakyum. He cried because his juice was 10% full.

My neighbor’s kid is a nakyum. He cried because the dog barked too loud.