nakupenda

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It's Swahili for 'love' but also means you're a sucker for someone who texts you at 3 AM with a photo of their breakfast.
My ex said 'nakupenda' after I ate her pizza and called her a loser.
He texted me 'nakupenda' while I was crying in the bathroom.
My mom said 'nakupenda' when I failed my math test and she had to pay the fine.
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Swahili for 'love', basically the reason you still talk to your ex even though they cheated on you with your best friend.
She said 'nakupenda' when she left me for my brother.
He said 'nakupenda' right after he stole my lunch money.
My dog said 'nakupenda' when I fed him my last sandwich.
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Swahili for 'love', it's what your teacher says when you're the only one who didn't do the homework.
My teacher said 'nakupenda' when I drew a cat on my math test.
My friend said 'nakupenda' when I beat him at video games.
My dad said 'nakupenda' when I spilled soda on his brand new shirt.
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Swahili for 'love', it's what you say when you're too lazy to text but still want to look cool.
I texted my crush 'nakupenda' because I didn't know what 'I love you' meant.
My cousin said 'nakupenda' when he broke my phone.
I said 'nakupenda' to my dog because he ate my homework.
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Swahili for 'love', it's like saying 'I love you' but with more confusion and less spelling.
My crush said 'nakupenda' and I had no idea what that meant.
I said 'nakupenda' to my teacher when I was late for class.
My brother said 'nakupenda' when I won the video game tournament.
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Swahili for 'love', it's the excuse you use when you're too tired to do your chores.
I told my mom 'nakupenda' because I didn't want to clean my room.
My sister said 'nakupenda' when I took her snack.
My dad said 'nakupenda' when I broke his favorite mug.
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