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A boss who yells at you like you owe them money
My boss said I was fired because I forgot to make coffee
He screamed at me for 10 minutes over a typo
He called me a donkey and said I was useless
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A leader who thinks they're the best at everything
He said he could beat anyone in a karate match
He claimed he invented pizza
He said he could run a marathon while sleeping
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A chief who thinks they're the only one who matters
He said we couldn't leave until he gave a speech
He made everyone do push-ups because he was tired
He told me I was the worst employee ever
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A head who thinks they're the most important person
He said he was the reason the company was successful
He claimed he could fix everything by himself
He said we were all just there to make him look good
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A leader who thinks they're the only one who knows what to do
He said we couldn't make any decisions without him
He made everyone wait for 30 minutes just to sign a paper
He said he was the only one who could fix the printer
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A chief who thinks they're the reason the world still exists
He said he saved the company from bankruptcy by himself
He said he invented the internet
He said he was the only one who knew how to use the coffee machine
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