Nakro

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A person who can’t stop sniffing drugs and also loves dead people like they’re hot garbage.
I saw Nakro at the morgue buying a corpse a drink.
He asked the nurse if the body was single.
He tried to text a corpse and got blocked.
2
A guy who’s too high to care and also too gross to leave a dead body alone.
Nakro showed up at the funeral with a bag of pills and a smile.
He tried to make out with the corpse at the wake.
He told the corpse it was the best date ever.
3
A person who’s half junkie and half corpse whisperer, and both parts are messed up.
Nakro told the corpse it was time for a smoke break.
He brought a coffin to the party and called it a snack bar.
He tried to get the corpse to join his drug ring.
4
A guy who’s more interested in dead people than he is in staying alive.
Nakro didn’t come to the party, he came to the graveyard.
He asked the corpse if it wanted a hit.
He told the cop he was just visiting his girlfriend.
5
A person who’s got a bad habit and a worse taste in love.
Nakro was found kissing a corpse in the pharmacy.
He told the pharmacist he was just getting his medicine.
He asked the corpse if it wanted a discount.
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