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A teen with a hard-on and a mind full of junk
He DM'd me like 10 times just to ask if I was wearing pants.
He tried to flirt with my dog and got bit.
He asked if I wanted to 'do it' in the middle of math class.
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A kid who smells like pizza and has a face full of dreams
He showed up to my house with a pizza box and a stupid grin.
He tried to kiss me in the hallway and got caught.
He texted me a picture of his face after he ate a whole pizza.
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A boy who thinks he’s a king and you’re his queen
He called me 'ma’am' and tried to bow to me.
He said he’d bring me a crown if I went out with him.
He tried to serenade me with a kazoo in the lunchroom.