nakotah

Nakotah said he was my best friend, even though he once stole my lunch money.

He waved at the bus driver like we were old pals.

He called the principal 'bro' in front of the whole school.

Nakotah sat with me at lunch, then told my crush I was a weirdo.

He said he'd help me cheat, then took all the credit.

He laughed at my joke, then told everyone I was stupid.

Nakotah knew the principal's dog, but no one knew his mom's name.

He greeted the janitor like they were besties, but no one knew where he lived.

He had a nickname for every teacher, but no one knew his real name.

Nakotah started talking about his pet goldfish in the middle of my math test.

He told me his entire life story during lunch, even though I had a science project to finish.

He interrupted the teacher just to say he had a better idea.

Nakotah said he'd help me with my homework if I brought him pizza.

He showed up to my birthday party only because I promised him a slice.

He promised to be my friend if I gave him the last slice of pizza.