Nakota

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Nakota is a guy with a heart the size of a pizza and a brain the size of a toilet. He’s got the guts of a bull and the laugh of a madman. He’ll make you feel like a million bucks, then steal your last dollar and laugh about it.
My Nakota took my lunch money and told me he was helping me lose weight.
Nakota told my mom he was my dad and she believed him.
He danced in the rain like it was a concert and everyone was watching.
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Nakota is a Native American tribe that's related to the Lakota and the Dakota, but also a name for a horse that’s been kicked by a donkey. And a girl with red hair who’s gonna be a famous director, and probably won’t remember you when she’s rich.
My Nakota cousin says he’s a Native American, but he can’t even spell it.
My Nakota horse ran away from the rodeo and came back with a donkey.
That girl with red hair? She’s gonna be famous, and I’m gonna be her ex.
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Nakota is a girl who lives for her friends and acts like she’s from another planet. She’s a leader, but only when she’s not being weird.
My Nakota friend said she was an alien and proved it by eating my homework.
She’s the leader of our group, but only if we let her wear her hat inside.
She’s weird, but I’d follow her anywhere, even to the grocery store.
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