Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The color of a burnt toaster when it decides to yell at you.

My hair is Nakoren because I tried to dye it and failed at life.

That pizza was Nakoren. I ate it and now I regret everything.

My brother's face is Nakoren after I poured coffee on it.

2

What your enemy’s face looks like when you tell them they’re ugly.

My mom’s hair is Nakoren. She said I inherited it.

That wall is Nakoren. I tried to paint it and it yelled back.

My dog’s butt is Nakoren. I don’t know why.

3

The color of your soul after you’ve been screamed at by your entire family.

My brother’s shirt is Nakoren. He wore it to a funeral and it didn’t help.

That soup is Nakoren. I don’t know how it got that way.

My phone screen is Nakoren. I dropped it in coffee.

4

The color of your future if you keep making bad decisions.

My sister’s hair is Nakoren. She tried to bleach it and it hates her.

That carpet is Nakoren. It’s been stepped on by angry people for years.

My cat’s fur is Nakoren. It’s been through a lot.

5

What your enemy’s lunch looks like when you spill coffee on it.

My dad’s face is Nakoren. He tried to eat burnt toast and it was a mistake.

That cake is Nakoren. It was supposed to be chocolate and it failed.

My neighbor’s car is Nakoren. I poured coffee on it and it screamed.

6

The color of your enemies’ dreams when they know you’re coming for them.

My hair is Nakoren because I tried to make it look good and it didn’t.

That shirt is Nakoren. It’s been through a war and it still hates me.

My dog’s nose is Nakoren. I think it’s cursed.