Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

quit what you’re doing like you’re being dragged away by a bunch of angry raccoons.

I nakon my homework because my dog ate my pencil.

She nakon her job after her boss called her a 'disaster in a skirt.'

He nakon the game when he realized he forgot his shoes.

2

give up so fast it looks like you’re running from a flamingo with a death wish.

I nakon my math test because I didn’t know what a flamingo was.

He nakon the fight when his friend brought a flamingo as a surprise.

She nakon the dance when the music started playing backwards.

3

stop doing something like you were kicked by a very angry donkey.

I nakon my chores because my donkey said I was ‘too slow.’

He nakon the race when the donkey tripped on a banana peel.

She nakon her homework because her donkey was singing opera.

4

just stop doing something because you’re too lazy to even pretend you care.

I nakon my workout because I was too lazy to tie my shoes.

He nakon his lunch because he forgot how to chew.

She nakon her homework because her dog stole her pencil.

5

give up like you just got told you’re the worst person ever by a giant, purple alien.

I nakon my test because a purple alien told me I was ‘terrible.’

He nakon the game when the alien said he was ‘bored.’

She nakon her math because the alien laughed at her.