nakomi

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A potato that looks like it got run over by a truck and then cried in a ditch.

Bro, that nakomi looks like it was hit by a bus and then cried in a ditch.

This potato is so ugly I thought it was a tumor.

I tried to eat that potato and my brain almost quit.

A potato that’s so hot it makes your face blush and your pants shrink.

That nakomi is hot enough to melt my face off.

I asked her out and she said yes, I died of happiness.

She’s like a potato with a side of flirtation.

A girl who thinks she’s the only one worth dating and acts like everyone else is trash.

She picks me, but I’m just a backup plan.

She’s like a pick me girl with a side of drama.

She’s so picky I think she’s looking for a potato with a PhD.

A girl so nice she makes your heart do a backflip and your brain go 'what the hell just happened?'

She’s like a girlfriend who makes your heart go 'yes please.'

I fell in love with her and my brain exploded.

She’s the best person ever and I’m just a lucky potato.