Nakoma

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A holy mess of a woman who’s got a heart of gold, a temper of fire, and a brain that’s smarter than your mom’s. She’ll love you to death, but don’t cross her or she’ll make your life a living hell.
My mom just called me and said I was her favorite Nakoma. Then she hung up.
Nakoma showed up at my birthday party and yelled at my ex for 20 minutes.
She drew me a picture of a chicken wearing sunglasses and said it was a metaphor for my life.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy who texts you like he’s in a fight, but when you meet him in real life, he’s just a stoner who likes to laugh and eat nachos. He’s confusing, but he’s got your back.
He texted me 'I hate you' 10 times, then showed up with pizza and a joint.
He called me a 'douchebag' in the middle of class, then passed me a note that said 'you’re cool'.
He said I was 'annoying as hell' but still came to my concert.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you say 'I love you' and then vanish like a fart in the wind. You’re a heartbreaker with zero loyalty.
He said 'I love you' and then left me with a broken heart and a $20 bill.
She texted me 'I love you forever' and then blocked me the next day.
He told me he'd always be there, then went to Vegas with his ex.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy with a long dick and no fear. He’ll fight for you, but if you betray him, he’ll flip the table and leave you in the dust. He’s got a bad temper, but he’s loyal when he wants to be.
He fought my dad for me and then said I was 'the best' and 'the only one worth it'.
He flipped me off and said 'you’re a stupid piece of work' when I broke up with him.
He came to my house, yelled at my mom, and left with my sister.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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