nakolka

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A 'nakolka' is a cheap tattoo done by some old guy with a rusty needle and ink that smells like bad soup. It’s usually stuff like churches, suns, wolves, or eagles, all the stuff that makes you feel like you're in a bad dream.

My uncle got a church on his arm and now it looks like a burnt piece of toast.

I saw a guy with an eagle on his leg and it looked like it was about to fly out of his skin.

My grandma’s sun tattoo is so faded it looks like a burnt-out lightbulb.

by Slangipedia 15h ago

A 'nakolka' is a trashy tattoo that looks like it was done by a drunk man with a broken needle and ink that tastes like old shoes. Churches, suns, wolves, and eagles are the usual suspects, all the stuff that makes you regret your life choices.

My dad’s wolf tattoo looks like it was drawn by a kid with a crayon and a lot of anger.

My aunt got an eagle on her shoulder and it looks like it’s about to scream.

My cousin’s church tattoo is so bad it looks like it was done by a priest who had a bad day.

by Slangipedia 15h ago

A 'nakolka' is a stupid tattoo that looks like it was done by a madman with a rusty needle and ink that smells like old socks. You’ll usually see churches, suns, wolves, and eagles, all the stuff that makes you wonder why you ever got it in the first place.

My brother’s sun tattoo looks like it was drawn by a blind man with a broken crayon.

My mom’s church tattoo is so bad it looks like it was done by a ghost.

My little sister got a wolf on her arm and it looks like it’s about to bite her.

by Slangipedia 15h ago