Nakogre

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Nakogre is a huge, sweaty, brain-fried man who used to be called Michael. He’s a walking mess of autism and Down syndrome, and he clutches a stupid teddy bear named Bugsy like it’s his last hope.
"Bugsy doesn’t like the mop. I’m gonna cry.", Nakogre, during cleaning time
"Why is Bugsy on the floor? I’m gonna scream.", Nakogre, during lunch
"Bugsy is my best friend. You’re my worst enemy.", Nakogre, during staff meeting
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STEAM-098 is a man with a brain that doesn’t work right, a body that doesn’t fit, and a teddy bear that he won’t let go of. He’s like a human trash can full of chaos.
"Bugsy is not going in the shower. I’m not going in the shower.", Nakogre, during bath time
"Bugsy is my life. You’re just my problems.", Nakogre, to a staff member
"Bugsy is 100% better than you.", Nakogre, during a staff argument
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Nakogre is a 6’4”, 280-pound man who thinks he’s a bear. He won’t let go of his teddy bear, Bugsy, even when he’s being fed or washed. He’s also a giant walking disaster.
"Bugsy is not going to the doctor. I’m not going to the doctor.", Nakogre, during a medical checkup
"Bugsy is happy. You’re not.", Nakogre, to a nurse
"Bugsy is 10 times better than you.", Nakogre, during a staff argument
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STEAM-098 is a giant, brain-dead man who won’t let go of a stupid teddy bear. He’s also 29 years old and still thinks he’s a kid. He’s a walking insult to the human race.
"Bugsy is my best friend. You’re my worst nightmare.", Nakogre, during a staff meeting
"Bugsy is not going in the microwave. I’m not going in the microwave.", Nakogre, during lunch
"Bugsy is 100% better than your brain.", Nakogre, to a staff member
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Nakogre is a man who clutches a teddy bear like it’s his final hope. He’s 6’4”, 280 pounds, and he’s still a giant mess of autism and Down syndrome. He doesn’t care what you think.
"Bugsy is not going to sleep. I’m not going to sleep.", Nakogre, during bedtime
"Bugsy is my life. You’re my death.", Nakogre, to a staff member
"Bugsy is 100% better than your brain.", Nakogre, during a staff meeting
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STEAM-098 is a big, sweaty, brain-fried man who clutches a teddy bear like it’s his last brain cell. He’s also a walking disaster and won’t let go of Bugsy no matter what.
"Bugsy is not going on the bus. I’m not going on the bus.", Nakogre, during transportation
"Bugsy is my best friend. You’re my worst enemy.", Nakogre, during a staff meeting
"Bugsy is 100% better than you.", Nakogre, to a staff member
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