Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person so high on sparkle they think they’re a god and everyone else is a joke.

DM: 'I’m a god now. You’re just a monkey.'

Tweet: 'Sparkle hit me like a truck. I’m walking on clouds and everyone’s a fool.'

Text: 'I’m so high I think my pants are made of gold.'

2

someone who’s so lit on sparkle they’re talking to the ceiling and throwing chairs.

Text: 'The ceiling just told me I’m the best. I believe it.'

Tweet: 'Sparkle hit me and now I’m fighting my couch.'

DM: 'I threw a chair at my mom because she didn’t like my glitter.'

3

a person so blasted on sparkle they think they can fly and they’re probably right.

Tweet: 'I’m flying. I just don’t know where I’m going.'

Text: 'I tried to fly. Now I’m stuck on the roof.'

DM: 'Sparkle gave me wings. I’m not coming back down.'

4

someone who’s so spiked on sparkle they’re talking to their shoes and telling them jokes.

Text: 'My shoe just laughed at me. It’s the best friend I’ve ever had.'

Tweet: 'I’m so high I made my shoe a comedian.'

DM: 'I told my shoe a joke. It told me back. We’re besties.'

5

a person so fanned out on sparkle they think they’re in a movie and everyone else is just background.

Tweet: 'I’m the main character. You’re just background noise.'

Text: 'I’m in a movie. It’s called ‘Nakler: The Sparkle.’'

DM: 'I’m the star. The rest of you are just extras.'

6

someone so blasted on sparkle they think they’re a wizard and they’re probably right.

Text: 'I just turned my coffee into glitter. I’m a wizard.'

Tweet: 'Sparkle hit me and now I’m casting spells on my mom.'

DM: 'I’m a wizard. I just turned my cat into a disco ball.'