nakled

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When you jump into a pool completely naked like a stupid idiot just to show off your body and make everyone laugh.
I jumped into the pool at noon and got 10 likes from my mom.
He naked-dipped in the lake and got bit by a fish.
I did a nakled and my brother yelled, 'You look like a wet dog!'
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Salt, the stuff you put on your food to make it taste like hell and your tongue feel like it’s on fire.
I put too much nakled on my fries and cried.
My mom said, 'You put more salt than I do!'
That pizza was so salty, it was like eating a bag of nakled.
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A girl who thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread, but she's just a hot mess who can't keep her feelings in check.
She cried when I said I liked her best friend.
She called me a 'boring meatball' and I called her a 'walking drama queen.'
She broke up with me because I didn't text her enough.
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When you pretend to be into a girl, make her take off all her clothes, and then you tell her you're gay and it's the worst thing ever.
He said, 'I'm gay!' right after she took off her shirt.
I made my crush strip and then told her I'm a girl.
He got caught nakled and had to run home crying.
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