nakkin

Fresh

0 views · Added 15h ago · 3 definitions

A skirt that looks like a napkin a grandma would use to wipe up a mess after a bad divorce.

My mom wore a nakkin to my cousin's wedding and it looked like she brought the buffet.

He asked her out and she replied, 'I wear a nakkin, not a dress.'

At the grocery store, she walked past me and I thought the aisle was on fire.

A skirt so ugly it could make a raccoon cry and throw a tantrum.

She wore a nakkin to the bar and the bartender gave her a free drink for being that ugly.

My dog ran away when he saw her wearing a nakkin.

It looked like it was made by a toddler with a crayon and a grudge.

A skirt that looks like it was stolen from a pancake box and then cursed by a witch.

She wore it to the office and her boss said, 'I'm giving you a warning, not a promotion.'

At the party, someone tried to hide in the closet, but the nakkin was louder.

It was so bad, the coffee got jealous.