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A Nakkerud is someone who’s got a brain, a body, and a attitude. They love cars, sports, and getting their sleep. You’d better hope one doesn’t start dating you.
My cousin’s a Nakkerud. She’s got a degree, a sports car, and a guy who thinks he’s hot. She’s the worst.
I asked my boss why he’s always so happy. He said, ‘I’m a Nakkerud. I’ve got everything.’
My neighbor’s a Nakkerud. She reads, runs, and doesn’t even flinch when I yell at my dog.