nakkerud

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A Nakkerud is someone who’s got a brain, a body, and a attitude. They love cars, sports, and getting their sleep. You’d better hope one doesn’t start dating you.
My cousin’s a Nakkerud. She’s got a degree, a sports car, and a guy who thinks he’s hot. She’s the worst.
I asked my boss why he’s always so happy. He said, ‘I’m a Nakkerud. I’ve got everything.’
My neighbor’s a Nakkerud. She reads, runs, and doesn’t even flinch when I yell at my dog.
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Nakkerud is a person who’s got smarts, looks, and a little bit of swagger. They drive fast, play hard, and never let you forget it.
My friend’s a Nakkerud. He drives a Ferrari, reads books, and still beats me at basketball. He’s a menace.
My girlfriend’s a Nakkerud. She’s got a job, a gym membership, and a car that costs more than my rent.
My teacher’s a Nakkerud. She knows everything, she’s got a car, and she still sleeps eight hours a night. She’s unfair.
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A Nakkerud is someone who’s got it all: brains, beauty, and a little bit of pride. They love to drive, read, and get their beauty sleep. They don’t need you.
My brother’s a Nakkerud. He drives a sports car, reads novels, and still beats me at video games. He’s got no mercy.
My mom’s a Nakkerud. She’s got a degree, a car, and still looks good at 50. She’s scary.
My crush is a Nakkerud. She runs, reads, and drives a nice car. She’s perfect.
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