nakkelina

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#birth curse#guidette gang#root canal friend

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the guy who has been stuck with you since birth like a cursed twin. he’s a guidette and part of that von dutch gang. basically a human version of a bad decision.
nakkelina is the only person who can make me laugh during a root canal.
he’s the reason I still have a functioning brain.
I’d rather be stuck with him than my mom on a road trip.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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the human version of a sidekick. been around since the womb. he’s a guidette and part of that von dutch crew. basically my backup plan for life.
nakkelina is my backup plan when I can’t handle my family.
he’s the only one who can stop me from eating an entire pizza in one sitting.
without him, I’d be a complete disaster.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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my lifelong buddy since we were both still inside our moms. he’s a guidette and part of that von dutch squad. basically the only person who can take my nonsense.
nakkelina is the only one who can handle my rants about my ex.
he’s the reason I don’t end up in a mental institution.
without him, I’d be a complete mess.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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