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A guy from India who eats whatever the food was sitting on like it's the last meal on Earth and he's dying.
He ate the plate like it was a pizza and he was hungry for 10 years.
I saw him lick the table after his curry, and it looked like he was eating a crime scene.
He tried to eat the napkin and called it a side dish.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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A man who eats the plate, the table, and sometimes the waiter if he's not careful.
He licked the waiter’s hand and said it tasted like love.
He ate the plate so fast, it screamed for help.
He tried to eat the table and got stuck in it.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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A guy who doesn’t know the difference between food and whatever it was on, and he doesn’t care.
He ate the floor and called it a crunch wrap supreme.
He licked the plate and said it had a ‘spicy’ flavor.
He tried to eat the plate and got a mouthful of metal.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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