Nakked

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The ugly middle part of being drunk but not fully wasted. Like being half-drunk and still trying to act cool.

"I’m nakked, I’m not drunk, I’m not wasted, I’m just kinda sad," said the kid who spilled his soda.

"Nakked, man. I’m halfway between a party and a pity party," said the guy who forgot his pants.

"Nakked like a confused squirrel in a candy store," said the girl who tried to text and failed."

When you look at yourself in the mirror and you hate everything about you. Whether you're a fat girl, a skinny guy, or just a total mess.

"Look at me, I’m nakked and I look like a failed experiment," said the girl who tried to eat a whole pizza.

"Nakked and I still don’t think I’m good enough," said the guy who took 20 selfies.

"Nakked and I still think I look like a potato," said the guy who forgot to shower for a week."

A Latino fraternity that’s all about being cool and bragging about it. They love to say they’re the best and act like it.

"Nakked, bro. We’re the best fraternity," said the guy who didn’t know what a fraternity was.

"I’m in Nakked and I’m the best," said the guy who failed all his classes.

"Nakked is the best, and I’m the best in Nakked," said the guy who was just trying to get a girl."

A total loser who deserves to be kicked in the face. Like the kid who failed everything and still thinks he’s the best.

"That kid is nakked, I want to kick his ass," said the guy who passed the test.

"Nakked, I’m the best, you’re the worst," said the guy who failed everything.

"Nakked and I still think I’m the best," said the guy who got kicked out of class."

Nursing at keyboard. A term used by people who are still breastfeeding and think they’re super cool about it.

"I’m nakked, I’m still breastfeeding," said the mom who forgot her coffee.

"Nakked, I’m still giving milk to my baby," said the girl who spilled her milk.

"Nakked and I still think I’m the best nurse," said the girl who gave milk to her dog."

A fake person who lies about their life. They think they’re rich, famous, or a prince just to seem cool.

"I’m nakked, I’m a prince," said the guy who had no money.

"Nakked and I’m a prince who lives in a mansion," said the guy who lives in a trailer park.

"Nakked and I’m famous, I have 5 followers," said the guy who posted 10 times a day."

Naked at the keyboard. A person who’s either getting cybersex or just being super awkward online.

"Nakked at the keyboard, and I’m still single," said the guy who asked 10 girls out.

"Nakked at the keyboard and still no one asked me out," said the girl who got rejected 20 times.

"Nakked at the keyboard and I still think I’m hot," said the guy who sent 50 selfies."