nakitta

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A hot mess with a face that could make angels weep and a body that could make a saint sin. She’s sweet as pie but don’t ever mess with her when she’s mad, she’ll kick your ass and laugh about it.

I saw Nakitta in the mall and my heart skipped a beat. Then I realized I didn’t have a heartbeat anymore.

My friend tried to flirt with Nakitta. Now he’s hiding in a broom closet.

Nakitta walked into the room. My brain turned to Jell-O. My pants turned to ash.

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A walking miracle with a heart the size of a Volkswagon and a face that could make a saint blush. She’s smart, kind, and if you mess with her, she’ll make you regret it.

Nakitta said I was ugly. I now have a tattoo of her face on my forehead.

She’s like a saint who also knows how to throw a punch.

Nakitta gave me advice. I followed it. Now I’m rich, happy, and she’s my girlfriend.

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A goddess with a brain the size of a football and a body that could make a god fall in love. She’s the best friend you’ll ever have and the worst enemy you’ll ever want.

Nakitta told me to quit my job. I did. Now I’m rich and she’s my best friend.

I tried to ignore Nakitta. Now I’m in love and she’s my wife.

Nakitta said I was a loser. I started a business. Now I’m a winner and she’s my girlfriend.

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A total knockout who’s kinder than a puppy and smarter than a professor. She’ll stick with you through hell and back, and if you betray her, she’ll make you regret it.

Nakitta told me I was a failure. I now have a PhD and she’s my wife.

I insulted Nakitta. Now I’m her slave and she’s my best friend.

Nakitta walked into the room. I fell in love. Now I’m her husband and I’m rich.

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A beauty who’s got a brain, a heart, and a ass that could make a saint break the rules. She’s loyal to a fault, and if you cross her, you’ll wish you were dead.

Nakitta said I was ugly. I got a face lift. Now I’m hot and she’s my wife.

I cheated on Nakitta. Now I’m in jail and she’s my ex.

Nakitta walked in. I fell in love. Now I’m her husband and I’m rich.

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A human saint with a face that makes boys drool and a brain that could solve world problems. She’s kind, creative, and if you mess with her, she’ll make your life a living hell.

Nakitta told me I was a failure. I became a billionaire and she’s my wife.

I insulted Nakitta. Now I’m her slave and I have to wear a crown.

Nakitta walked in. I died. Now I’m her husband and I’m rich.

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