nakishia

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Nakishia is a woman who will drain your soul and steal your wallet before you even know what hit you. She’s like a vampire with a grudge and a shopping spree.
DM: 'I saw you at the gas station. Now I’m charging you for the coffee I didn’t buy.'
Text: 'You said you’d pay me back. That was 3 years ago.'
Tweet: 'Nakishia took my money and my dignity. I’m still paying for it.'
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Nakishia is a woman who’ll take everything you got and still ask for a raise. She’s the reason you don’t trust women with a name like that.
Text: 'You said you’d buy me dinner. Now I’m asking for a car.'
Tweet: 'Nakishia took my last dollar and my self-respect.'
DM: 'I gave you my lunch money. Now I’m hungry and broke.'
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Nakishia is the kind of woman who’ll make you beg for mercy just to get your money back. She’s like a loan shark with a side of sass.
Text: 'You owe me $20. Now you owe me $50.'
Tweet: 'Nakishia turned my pocket change into a debt.'
DM: 'I took a loan from you. Now I’m paying it back with my pride.'
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Nakishia is the kind of woman who’ll take your money, your time, and your patience. She’s the reason you’re still broke and still coming back.
Text: 'I gave you $10. Now I’m paying for your pizza.'
Tweet: 'Nakishia took my money and my will to live.'
DM: 'You said you’d pay me back. That was a lie.'
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Nakishia is a woman who’ll make you feel like a fool just to get your money. She’s the kind of person who turns friends into debt collectors.
Text: 'You said you’d pay me back. That was 2 years ago.'
Tweet: 'Nakishia turned my friend into a debt collector.'
DM: 'You laughed at me. Now you owe me $20.'
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Nakishia is the kind of woman who’ll make you do anything just to get your money back. She’s like a boss, a thief, and a drama queen all in one.
Text: 'I’ll do your chores if you pay me back.'
Tweet: 'Nakishia is my boss, my thief, and my drama queen.'
DM: 'You said you’d pay me. Now I’m working overtime.'
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