Nakisani

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Nakisani is a Tshivenda name that means ‘beautify’, and she does it with a smile, a curse, and a punch to the gut. She’s the kind of person who makes your life look like a mess and then fixes it with glitter and swear words.
Nakisani walked in and my whole day turned from bad to legendary. She called my boss a donkey and got me a raise.
She turned my boring essay into a rap battle. I lost. Hard.
Nakisani showed up at my funeral wearing a crown and a f***ing glitter bomb.
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‘Beautify’ is what Nakisani does, and it’s usually with a swear word, a face palm, and a lot of drama. She’s the reason your life looks like a fairy tale with a side of chaos.
Nakisani turned my messy room into a palace. She also called my cat a fat s***head.
She beautified my life by stealing my pizza and giving me a poem instead.
Nakisani beautified my failure by turning it into a victory dance. I still don’t know how.
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