Nakisa

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A Nakisa is a hot mess who looks like a goddess but acts like a madwoman. She’s got a face that could stop traffic and a brain that could launch a war.
My ex is a Nakisa. She left me for a man who had a better Instagram than me.
My cousin’s girlfriend is a Nakisa. She took my lunch money and my dignity.
My teacher said I was a Nakisa. I failed math. She failed life.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakisa means you’re beautiful, but you’re also a pain in the ass. You’re the kind of person who makes you wait forever just to get what you want.
My mom is a Nakisa. She took forever to make dinner and still made it burn.
My crush is a Nakisa. He asked me out 10 times and still hasn’t gotten a yes.
My dog is a Nakisa. He barked at me for 20 minutes before I gave him a treat.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A Nakisa is like a superhero with no powers. She’s got looks, but she’s got no sense. She’s the kind of person who makes you swear and then forget why you were mad.
My sister is a Nakisa. She broke my phone and then cried about it.
My friend’s girlfriend is a Nakisa. She took my pizza and said it was hers.
My neighbor is a Nakisa. She yelled at the mailman and then screamed at me.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakisa is when someone’s so pretty it hurts, but they’re also so annoying it makes you want to punch them. They make you wait, then forget what they wanted.
My crush is a Nakisa. He waited for me for an hour and then went to the movies with his friend.
My sister is a Nakisa. She asked me for help and then said I was useless.
My teacher said I was a Nakisa. I got a D and she got a headache.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A Nakisa is someone who’s so pretty you want to marry them, but they’re so crazy you want to run away. They make you wait for no reason and then forget what they wanted.
My crush is a Nakisa. He asked me out and then forgot my name.
My friend’s sister is a Nakisa. She took my bike and said it was hers.
My dog is a Nakisa. He barked at me and then ate my homework.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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