nakirian

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A Midlands trash can who shows up at Nakira to throw up and then collapses at Ekhaya like a f***ed-up accordion.

I saw Nakirian vomit on the dance floor and then cry about it on the bus ride home.

He tried to dance but fell over and said, 'This is the worst recovery day ever.'

Nakirian texted me, 'I f***ed up my life at Nakira, and now I'm stuck with Ekhaya.'

A Midlands person who goes to Nakira to get wasted and then tries to act cool at Ekhaya even though they're still f***ed up.

Nakirian showed up at Ekhaya wearing a shirt inside out and said, 'I'm still cool.'

He tried to talk to someone at Ekhaya but kept saying, 'I don't remember my name.'

Nakirian texted me, 'I drank so much I think I'm a dog now.'

A Midlands f***head who turns Nakira into a mess and then tries to hide the damage at Ekhaya like it's a f***ing secret.

Nakirian made a mess of the room and said, 'That’s just how it goes.'

He tried to clean up at Ekhaya but spilled more drinks and said, 'I’m just a mess.'

Nakirian texted me, 'I f***ed up Nakira, and now I’m stuck with Ekhaya.'

A Midlands person who thinks Nakira is the best thing ever and then tries to act like Ekhaya is just a bonus even though they're still f***ed up.

Nakirian said, 'Nakira is the best party ever,' then collapsed at Ekhaya and said, 'I’m still cool.'

He tried to sing at Ekhaya but kept saying, 'I don’t know the words.'

Nakirian texted me, 'I’m still f***ed up, but I’m going to Ekhaya anyway.'

A Midlands person who goes to Nakira to get wasted and then tries to be the best at Ekhaya even though they’re still f***ed up.

Nakirian tried to dance at Ekhaya but fell over and said, 'I’m still the best.'

He tried to talk to someone but kept saying, 'I don’t remember my name.'

Nakirian texted me, 'I’m still f***ed up, but I’m the best at Ekhaya.'

A Midlands person who goes to Nakira to get wasted and then tries to be cool at Ekhaya even though they’re still a f***ing mess.

Nakirian showed up at Ekhaya wearing a shirt inside out and said, 'I’m still cool.'

He tried to talk to someone but kept saying, 'I don’t remember my name.'

Nakirian texted me, 'I’m still a mess, but I’m cool at Ekhaya.'