Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I’m the one who’s gonna make you regret ever crossing me

You ain't ready for me

I’m the reason you're crying in the bathroom

2

I’m the best thing that ever happened to you

You’re lucky I’m here

You’d be lost without me

3

You’re gonna die if you don’t listen to me

I’m not joking, you’re gonna die

You’ll be six feet under if you keep this up

4

I’m the only one who can save your sorry butt

You’re on your own if I leave

Don’t think I won’t let you fail

5

I’m the reason you’re still alive

You’d be dead without me

I kept you from getting roasted

6

You’re gonna wish you were me

You’d be better off if you were me

You’re stuck with your mess