Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you look at someone’s bare butt with your eyes and it hits you like a truck

I saw my uncle’s butt in the mirror and I died

My mom walked in on me and I had to hide under the couch

I looked at my crush’s butt and now I can’t stop thinking about it

2

the moment you see a naked person and your brain goes into shock mode

I saw my teacher’s butt and I fainted

My brother walked in on me and I screamed like a baby

I saw my crush’s butt and I dropped my phone

3

when you spot someone’s naked butt and it’s so bad it hurts your brain

I saw my dad’s butt and I got a headache

My sister walked in on me and I got a brain freeze

I saw my crush’s butt and it was like a nightmare

4

when you see a butt in the eye and it's so bad you want to die

I saw my mom’s butt and I wanted to leave the house

My brother walked in on me and I wanted to scream

I saw my crush’s butt and I wanted to cry

5

the horror of seeing someone’s butt with your eyes and it’s so bad you want to run

I saw my teacher’s butt and I ran out of the room

My sister walked in on me and I hid in the closet

I saw my crush’s butt and I ran away

6

when you look at someone’s butt and your brain explodes

I saw my dad’s butt and my brain exploded

My mom walked in on me and my brain exploded

I saw my crush’s butt and my brain exploded