nakie wakie

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Waking up half-dressed or butt-naked in some random place with no clue what happened and zero memory of your life
I woke up in a park wearing only socks and a pizza box. Nakie wakie, baby.
My roommate found me in a strangers' house wearing just a towel and a confused face.
I opened my eyes to a random guys' bathroom and a half-eaten donut. Nakie wakie, I guess.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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Screaming at someone in bed because you're all butt-naked and they're still asleep and you're just like why
I walked into my brother's room and he was still asleep. I was naked. He screamed. Nakie wakie, dude.
I woke up to my dog staring at me in the buff. He didn’t scream, but I did.
My friend walked into my room in the morning and I was just standing there in my birthday suit. He ran out.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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