nakie bird

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completely bare-assed and exposed like you just crawled out of a sewer
Nakie bird at the bus stop? I swear I saw a raccoon wearing pants.
He walked into the gym like a nakie bird. The whole class stopped talking.
My mom said I was a nakie bird when I forgot my pants on the way to school.
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so naked you could paint a mural on your back
She showed up to the party like a nakie bird. No one knew what to do.
My brother ran out of the house like a nakie bird. He forgot his shirt and his pants.
The dog was a nakie bird. He rolled in the dirt and stayed there.
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so exposed you could count your toes from across the room
He was a nakie bird in the middle of the football game. The whole team laughed.
My sister was a nakie bird at the pool. She didn’t even notice.
The teacher walked in and saw a nakie bird. She almost fainted.
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