Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

flashing your bare butt at people like a confused toddler

I was nakie in the grocery store and got yelled at by a grandma

My dog saw me nakie and ran away screaming

I did a nakie dance in my living room and my brother cried

2

when old guys use the word 'naked' like it's a secret code

'I'm nakie at the gym, don't look!' said my dad

My neighbor said, 'I'm nakie in my car!' and I knew he was lying

My grandpa texted me: 'I'm nakie and I feel young again'

3

when you show off your body like you just won a body contest

I took off my clothes and said, 'Look at me, I'm nakie!'

My friend ran into the pool nakie and got a faceplant

I was nakie at the park and a kid screamed, 'That's my mom!'

4

when you are so bare you look like you just came out of the womb

I was nakie in the shower and my sister knocked on the door

I was nakie at the mall and a cop pulled me over

I was nakie in my room and my pet turtle stared at me for hours

5

when you take a picture of your naked self and send it to your ex

My nakie selfie got 10 likes from my ex

I sent my nakie selfie to my mom and she yelled

I posted my nakie selfie and got 100 comments saying 'why?'

6

when you're so wasted you don't know your own face

I was nakie and drunk and fell into a bush

I was nakie and high and drew on my face with lipstick

I was nakie and wasted and tried to talk to my dog like it was my ex

7

when you act like you're a wild animal in a zoo

I was nakie and howling at the moon like a wolf

I was nakie and dancing like no one was watching

I was nakie and screaming at my neighbor like he was my enemy