nakidio

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A dirty word for being completely bare-assed and proud of it like a trophy
My cousin went nakidio at the family reunion and scared my aunt half to death.
He walked into the pool nakidio and the lifeguard yelled at him like he was a kid who forgot his homework.
She texted me, 'I’m going nakidio in my mom’s closet. Don’t let her find me.'
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When you’re so bare that your butt is showing off like it’s in a talent show
At the beach, my brother went nakidio and got a ticket from the cop who thought he was a weirdo.
My neighbor ran nakidio through the park and the kids all laughed like it was the best joke ever.
She told me, 'I’m going nakidio at the gym today. No one will know who I am.'
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The ultimate way to be totally bare and make everyone around you feel awkward
My mom went nakidio at the grocery store and the cashier almost dropped the milk.
He ran nakidio into the school and the principal was so mad, he gave him extra homework.
She messaged me, 'I’m going nakidio in the mall. I’ll see you there.'
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When you’re so butt-naked that you’re basically saying, 'I dare you to laugh at me'
At the party, my friend went nakidio and the whole room stopped talking.
He walked nakidio into the classroom and the teacher gave him a detention like it was a crime.
She texted me, 'I’m going nakidio in the hallway. Let’s see who sees me.'
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When you’re so bare that your butt is like, 'I’m here, and I’m not leaving'
My brother went nakidio in the backyard and my dog ran away like it was haunted.
He went nakidio in the kitchen and my dad yelled, 'What is going on in here?'
She told me, 'I’m going nakidio in the park. I’ll see you there.'
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The dirtiest way to be totally bare and make everyone else feel like they’re the weird ones
My cousin went nakidio at the mall and the security guard gave him a warning like he was a troublemaker.
He ran nakidio into the store and the clerk almost fainted from shock.
She texted me, 'I’m going nakidio in the store today. Let’s see who catches me.'
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