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Nakibuule is a Ugandan girl who thinks she’s a lion. She’s cute as hell and wants to know everything about life. She’s your best friend if you put up with her nonsense.
Nakibuule texted me at 2 AM: 'I know everything about life. You don’t.'
She cried in my DMs because her crush ignored her. Then she texted me: 'I’m still cute.'
She told me she’s a lion. I told her I’m a tiger. She sent me a photo of a lion with a middle finger.