Nakhoul

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A Lebanese last name that’s so common it feels like everyone’s related. They’re found in villages in Northern Lebanon and have spread like a bad smell to Syria, America, and even Australia. People make fun of them by turning songs like ‘Return of the Mack’ into ‘Return of the Nack.’
My cousin’s last name is Nakhoul, and now I’m stuck with it too. Thanks, family.
At the party, someone played ‘Return of the Nack’ and I had to leave.
My teacher called me ‘Nackstar’ and I almost cried.
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A last name so popular it’s like being stuck with a relative. They come from Northern Lebanon and have moved everywhere from Syria to Brazil. People tease them by changing songs into ‘Return of the Nack’ and calling them ‘Nackstar.’
My friend’s last name is Nakhoul and now he’s ‘Nackstar’ at school.
I turned ‘Return of the Mack’ into ‘Return of the Nack’ and my friend laughed until he cried.
My uncle called me ‘Mr. Nack’ and I didn’t know what to say.
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A last name that’s so annoying it makes your life worse. They live in Lebanon and have moved all over the world. People make fun of them by turning songs into ‘Return of the Nack’ and giving them ridiculous nicknames.
My cousin got teased for being ‘Nackstar’ and now I’m stuck with it too.
I called my brother ‘Mr. Nack’ and now he won’t talk to me.
At the wedding, they played ‘Return of the Nack’ and I had to leave.
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