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A Lebanese last name that’s so common it feels like everyone’s related. They’re found in villages in Northern Lebanon and have spread like a bad smell to Syria, America, and even Australia. People make fun of them by turning songs like ‘Return of the Mack’ into ‘Return of the Nack.’
My cousin’s last name is Nakhoul, and now I’m stuck with it too. Thanks, family.
At the party, someone played ‘Return of the Nack’ and I had to leave.
My teacher called me ‘Nackstar’ and I almost cried.