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Gets off on weirdos like they’re a free snack.
"I don’t care if he eats crayons for breakfast. I’m in."
"She’s got a pet raccoon. I’m her best friend."
"That guy talks to pigeons. I’m writing his biography."
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A guy who thinks your comp is the best thing since sliced bread and also probably stole your lunch.
"Your comp is fire. I’m taking your chips."
"Comp is good. Comp is better than you."
"Comp is like a five-star restaurant. You’re the waiter."
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Can’t get enough of freaks. They’re like a buffet and they’re paying.
"He’s got a tattoo of a duck. I’m his sidekick."
"She’s a human disco ball. I’m her backup dancer."
"That guy eats pizza for dinner. I’m his personal chef."
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