nakeyshia

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a girl who loves you like you're her only friend and also gives you smart advice while roasting you like a roast chicken
She told me my math test was bad but then said I had a better chance at life than my dad.
She laughed at my haircut but then helped me pass my science test.
She called me a dummy but still sent me a pizza after I failed my exam.
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a girl who's kind to you but will cuss you out if you mess up and still helps you when you're stuck
She cussed me out for losing her phone but then helped me find it under the couch.
She yelled at me for cheating on my homework but then explained the math problem to me.
She said I was a moron but still texted me when I was sad.
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a girl who's got your back even when she's telling you how stupid you are and will still laugh at your jokes
She told me I was an idiot but still laughed when I made a joke about her bad hair.
She said I was the worst student but still helped me with my spelling test.
She called me a waste of oxygen but still came to my birthday party.
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