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A dude who’s gay and gets off to jacked gym bros, then yells at his roommate like he’s a damn kid. Also loves sticking big things up his butt like it’s a party.
"I just watched that guy lift 300 pounds and I came in my pants."
“You’re the worst roommate ever. I’m gonna stick a tire up my ass and leave you to suffer."
“I’m not gay. I’m just really into weights and big objects."
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A guy who’s into boys who lift weights, yells at his roommate like he’s a moron, and enjoys shoving random things up his butt for no reason.
“I just saw that guy do a deadlift and I had a little accident on the couch."
“You’re the worst roommate. I’m gonna shove a couch cushion up your ass and walk away."
“I don’t like boys. I just like weights and butt stuff."
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A guy who’s gay, gets hard on gym bros, screams at his roommate like he’s a toddler, and loves putting weird stuff up his butt.
“I came in my pants again. That guy does squats like it’s a job."
“You’re the worst roommate ever. I’m gonna stick a mop up your ass and call it a day."
“I’m not gay. I just have a problem with butt stuff and gym bros."
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