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A dude who’s gay and gets off to jacked gym bros, then yells at his roommate like he’s a damn kid. Also loves sticking big things up his butt like it’s a party.
"I just watched that guy lift 300 pounds and I came in my pants."
“You’re the worst roommate ever. I’m gonna stick a tire up my ass and leave you to suffer."
“I’m not gay. I’m just really into weights and big objects."