nakey bastard

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a human who prefers to be bare-assed most of the time; they don’t care if you see their junk or not, and they probably laugh in your face when you get mad about it.

'I saw your neighbor walking to the store with no clothes on. He's a nakey bastard.'

'My brother is a nakey bastard. He takes a shower in the middle of the day and doesn't care who sees him.'

'She's a nakey bastard. I walked by her and she was just sitting on the floor eating a sandwich.'

by Slangipedia 8h ago

a person who shows their butt or no clothes whenever they feel like it; they think you’re a loser for getting upset about it.

'My cousin is a nakey bastard. He walked into the kitchen in the middle of dinner with nothing on.'

'My mom called me a nakey bastard for wearing pajamas to the grocery store.'

'He's a nakey bastard. He came to my birthday party with no shirt and no pants.'

by Slangipedia 8h ago

someone who loves being naked so much they probably think clothes are a curse; they don’t care if you throw a fit about it.

'He's a nakey bastard. He walked into the office wearing only socks and a hat.'

'My dad is a nakey bastard. He went for a run in the park with no clothes on.'

'She’s a nakey bastard. I saw her walking down the street with nothing on except a bra.'

by Slangipedia 8h ago