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#fat gremlin#sausage festival#pizza monster

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A giant woman with a buzz cut who can devour a whole pizza by herself in the dark. She rolls down hills like a fat gremlin and you can see her thoughts because her hair is so short.
She ate my pizza and hid in the closet like a fat ghost.
I saw her roll down the hill and it looked like a sausage festival.
Her hair is so short I can read her thoughts and she’s thinking about more pizza.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A woman so chunky she looks like a burger. She has a buzz cut and can eat an entire pizza alone in the dark. She rolls down hills like a drunk pig.
She ate my pizza and then rolled down the hill like a drunk pig.
Her buzz cut is so short I can see her thoughts and they’re all about pizza.
She’s so chunky she could be a burger and still have room for more toppings.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A woman who looks like a meatball. She has a buzz cut and can eat a whole pizza in the dark. She rolls down hills like she’s trying to get to the bottom of a meatball fight.
She ate my pizza and rolled down the hill like she was running from a meatball fight.
Her buzz cut is so short I can see her brain and it’s thinking about pizza.
She’s so big she could be a meatball and still have room for more meat.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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