nakers

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A fancy, maybe even cute way to say someone is completely butt-naked, like they just crawled out of a sewer.
'Look at that naker, they’re like a human lobster!'
'That kid is a naker, I can see his belly button from here!'
'He’s a naker, and he’s got a tattoo on his butt, what’s next?'
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In Ireland, a naker is a smelly, scrawny guy in a tracksuit, with a shaved head and a baseball cap stuck on like he’s trying to hide from the cops.
'That naker’s been drinking since 9 a. m. and still hasn’t found his pants.'
'He’s a naker, and he’s got a tattoo that says 'I survived a fight with my mom.''
'That naker just asked for a fag, but he probably can’t even light it.'
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When you see someone completely naked, you yell 'Nakers!' like you just discovered a new kind of embarrassment.
'Nakers! That guy is naked in the middle of the street!'
'Nakers! She’s in the pool, and she’s got no clothes on!'
'Nakers! He walked into the class like he just escaped a prison.'
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To be nakers is to be completely bare, like you just stepped out of a shower and forgot your towel.
'He’s nakers, and he’s got a tattoo on his back that says 'I’m not wearing pants.''
'She’s nakers, and she’s walking around with a sandwich in her hand.'
'He’s nakers, and he just ran out of the house like he was being chased by a bear.'
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A girl is a naker when her tits, ass, and pussy are all showing, like she just lost a bet and had to walk around half-naked.
'That girl is a naker, and she’s got a tattoo on her ass.'
'She’s a naker, and she’s got a sandwich in her hand and no pants on.'
'That naker just walked into the class like she was trying to impress the teacher.'
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A naker is someone who hates clothes more than they hate their mom, and they’re like a nudist, but with more attitude.
'He’s a naker, and he’s got a tattoo on his back that says 'I hate clothes.''
'She’s a naker, and she walks around like she’s trying to get a new tattoo every day.'
'That guy’s a naker, and he’s got a tattoo that says 'No pants, no problem.'
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Nakers is a British word that means you’re so tired, you could fall asleep in a pool of beer and not even care.
'I’m nakers, I’ve been running all day and I just want to sleep.'
'She’s nakers, she’s been working since 7 a. m. and she can’t even walk straight.'
'He’s nakers, and he just walked into the office like he had no idea what day it was.'
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