Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you say 'this' but have no idea what you're talking about, and it's like you're standing there in your birthday suit screaming into the void.

'This is the worst day ever,' he said, then walked out without a shirt on.

She said 'this is the best pizza,' but it was just a cheese stick.

He said 'this is love,' then broke up with his girlfriend.

2

Drinking so much you forget your own name and probably your own face.

He drank 12 beers and tried to flirt with a chicken.

She downed a whole bottle of tequila and started talking to the ceiling.

He drank so much he tried to marry the fridge.

3

Being completely exposed, like your butt is out there for the whole world to see, and you're not even wearing pants.

He walked into the pool naked and started swimming with a banana.

She walked into class shirtless and got a detention.

He took off all his clothes and ran through the mall.

4

The state of being so lost in thought you don't even know what day it is, let alone what you're doing.

He was so lost in thought he forgot to eat.

She wrote a whole essay about nothing.

He stared at the wall for three hours and said nothing.

5

When you're married but you're cheating and your spouse knows and still lets you do it, probably because they're also cheating.

He cheated on his wife with her best friend.

She had an affair with her boss and didn't tell her husband.

They both cheated on each other and still got married.

6

Running through the streets with your clothes on and shoving fruit up your backside like it's a competition.

He streaked through the park with a watermelon in his butt.

She ran down the street with peaches up her ass.

He sprinted through the office with grapes in his backside.

7

Not wearing anything, like you're just standing there with nothing on and you're expecting a compliment.

He walked into the store naked and bought a sandwich.

She showed up to work in her underwear.

He took off all his clothes and sat in the middle of the street.