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A girl with a big butt who’s got a mouth like a trash can and a temper like a flamingo in a microwave. She’s all party vibes and crazy energy.
You walk into the room, she looks at you like she just ate a bad burrito. ‘What you want?’ she says. You don’t want to find out.
She broke a chair just for looking at her phone wrong. ‘I’m not even mad, I’m just tired of this nonsense.’
She showed up to the party in a dress and a fanny pack. ‘I’m here to eat, dance, and probably scream at someone.’